1 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:07,141 Don't tell me This is what it looks like. 2 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,342 It's escargot. 3 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:10,178 Ugh. That's What it looks like. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,612 Snails? Escargot. 5 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,547 Slimy thing By any other name... 6 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,316 They taste like garlic And butter. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,318 Don't say "They." Food should not have pronouns. 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,319 Give it a try. 9 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,687 But if I do, 10 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,422 And we're having roadkill For the main course, 11 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,124 Then I will have used up My allotment 12 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:25,059 Of gross-out food for the day, So I'll abstain. 13 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,694 I guess we should strike Escargot off the list 14 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,296 Of friday-night Dinner foods. 15 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,730 Sweetie loved escargot. 16 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,166 That's funny how We remember those things. 17 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,534 Sweetie? 18 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:34,835 Sweetie who? 19 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,637 Sweetie nelson, One of my oldest friends. 20 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,106 She passed away yesterday. 21 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,307 Oh, I'm sorry, Grandma. 22 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,175 Yeah, I've heard you Mention her. 23 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,577 Was she sick? She'd been ill for some time, But still... 24 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:44,845 The family is pretty Overwhelmed. 25 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,380 By the way, Davis called late today. 26 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:47,648 The funeral is sunday. 27 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,250 Was that her real name -- Sweetie? 28 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,751 No, her name was melinda. Sweetie was a nickname. 29 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:51,752 Why? 30 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,321 What do you mean, why? 31 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,489 I mean, how did they get Sweetie from melinda? 32 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,258 They didn't get sweetie From melinda. 33 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,559 Sweetie is a nickname. 34 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,428 Yes, I know sweetie Was a nickname, 35 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:03,231 But usually, a nickname comes From a version of your name, 36 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,099 Or there's a story Behind the name. 37 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,668 She was sweet. That's the story. 38 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,869 Okay. 39 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,504 She had a very sweet nature. 40 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,805 Oh. 41 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,807 Well, what kind of story Did you want, lorelai? 42 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,876 No, that's fine. She was sweet. They called her sweetie. 43 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,311 It's a good story. 44 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,180 No, really, Exactly what kind of story 45 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,482 About my recently departed Friend would amuse you? 46 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,783 It's not to amuse me. 47 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,518 All right, fine. 48 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,620 Sweetie's father Was a very poor man -- 49 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,889 So poor that sweetie And her four siblings 50 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,858 All had to sleep in A hollowed-out tree trunk 51 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,361 Because the house was only Big enough for their parents. 52 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:34,828 One winter, There was no food, 53 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,730 So sweetie crawled Out of her trunk, 54 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,432 Wrapped her feet In newspaper, 55 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,834 And walked 40 miles in the snow To the nearest town, 56 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,137 Where she stumbled Into a candy store. 57 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,705 The owner took pity on her 58 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,774 And gave her bags of candy, A dill pickle, 59 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,576 And drove her back To her family. 60 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,578 He promptly offered a job To her father, 61 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,879 Who gladly accepted 62 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,814 And eventually owned That store 63 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,150 And turned it into one of the Most important candy emporiums 64 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,451 In the world. 65 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,220 And that is how She got the name sweetie. 66 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,321 There, how was that? 67 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,223 Now, that was A pretty good story. 68 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,592 I'm sorry, emily, did you say The funeral is sunday? 69 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,893 Yes. Is that a problem? 70 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,495 Well, mr. Hamoto is in town, 71 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,263 And jason has set up golf For him, 72 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:10,764 And then there's lunch After that. 73 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,733 What time is the service? 74 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,268 Noon. 75 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,603 Oh, noon, that's cutting it Very close. 76 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,239 How important is it For me to be at the funeral? 77 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,707 Not important at all. 78 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,941 Well, fine, then. 79 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,810 Be sure to give them My condolences. 80 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:23,811 Of course. 81 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,446 Eat your food. 82 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,548 [ gasps ] I think one of them Is still alive. 83 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,250 Lorelai! No, seriously. 84 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,752 He was over near the radish Like five minutes ago. 85 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,957 * if you're out On the road * 86 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:42,196 * feelin' lonely And so cold * 87 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:46,567 * all you have to do Is call my name * 88 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,371 * and I'll be there On the next train * 89 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:55,343 * where you lead, I will follow * 90 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:59,713 * anywhere that you tell me to 91 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:00,781 * if you need 92 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:01,915 * if you need 93 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,218 * you need me to be with you 94 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,886 * I will follow 95 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,322 * oh, oh, oh 96 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:12,726 * where you lead, I will follow * 97 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:17,765 * any, anywhere That you tell me to * 98 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,832 * if you need 99 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,368 * if you need 100 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,436 * you need me to be with you 101 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,638 * I will follow where you lead 102 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,510 This doesn't smell right. Smells fine, kirk. 103 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,011 I think the eggs were bad. The eggs are fine, kirk. 104 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,713 Were they cooked In the fish pan? 105 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,782 They smell like they were cooked In the fish pan. 106 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,418 No, not in the fish pan, In the egg pan. 107 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,653 Was the fish pan sitting Next to the egg pan? 108 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,322 I need something With cheese. 109 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,391 Lorelai, smell my eggs. Not today, kirk. 110 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,925 Hey, where's luke? 111 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,295 I want him to make that Breakfast quesadilla thing. 112 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,929 Luke's not here. Where is he? 113 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,798 He knows the exact right Jack-to-cheddar ratio. 114 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,434 He's out there. Over there with nicole. 115 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,536 Oh, looks like A serious talk. 116 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,471 And there have been Zero light moments. 117 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,440 I wish I knew what They were talking about. 118 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,342 Oh, I can tell you What they're saying. 119 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,344 I read lips. My girlfriend taught me. 120 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,279 It's so we can have Quiet time 121 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,581 And keep the conversation going At the same time. 122 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,551 Okay, she just said, "Hardwood sponges the authority 123 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,019 Of the hostile biographer." 124 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,487 And then he responded, 125 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,756 "Just phone cords To original samovars." 126 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,491 Kirk, that doesn't make Any sense. 127 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,059 Must mean they're on to us, 128 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,362 And they've switched To some sort of code. 129 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,996 Oh, I think Luke's heading back. 130 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,366 He just got up and said, "Feel your taters." 131 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,568 Is it possible he said, "I'll see you later"? 132 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,069 No, I'm pretty sure About this one. 133 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,704 Kirk, I'm so sorry, 134 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,740 We accidentally made the eggs In the fish pan. 135 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,608 I don't know why everybody In this town 136 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,310 Always thinks I'm crazy. 137 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,745 You've got to be kidding. 138 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,414 I certainly am not kidding. This is serious. 139 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,715 It's not plagiarism! 140 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,717 Hey! 141 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,387 Do you also like to shout "Fire" In a crowded theater? 142 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,489 This is a newsroom. Do not use the "P" word. 143 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,491 Every single word in my piece Was written by me. 144 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,326 Was it? Look at this. 145 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,928 "Small band of followers," "Rain-soaked highway." 146 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,830 I've seen both Of those before. 147 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,732 Of course You've seen them before. 148 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,568 Those are phrases used to talk 149 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,870 About a small band of followers Or a rain-soaked highway. 150 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,472 They're not even clichés 151 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:05,873 Like "Shouting 'fire' In a crowded theater." 152 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,608 I'm sorry, Can you say "Stephen glass"? 153 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,411 The entire climate Of journalistic ethics 154 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,079 Is under a microscope Right now. 155 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,014 We can't afford anything That looks shady. 156 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,783 I'd rather not have Tobey maguire playing me 157 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,918 In a movie about The yale daily ne scandal. 158 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,954 I get that, but I don't Think my "Rain-soaked Highway" looks shady. 159 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,023 [ scoffs ] Typical. It's your attitude. 160 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,392 What attitude? 161 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,926 Look around this room. 162 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,961 People writing their anthro Papers on our computers... 163 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,097 People xeroxing their phone Bills on our copy machines... 164 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,899 No one's running, No one's sweating. 165 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,668 Every single person in this room Looks extremely well-rested. 166 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,670 No one spell-checks, No one fact-checks. 167 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,873 This is the breeding ground For the next jason blair! 168 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,410 Fix it, And tidy up your desk! 169 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,811 And my month is up. 170 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,813 What? You're the new dog To kick around here. 171 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,781 I feel bad, 'cause you tend To be a pretty decent person, 172 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,917 But my nose has been Whacked with a newspaper So many times this month, 173 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,452 It makes me miss my mother. 174 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,421 Doyle's just in a bad mood, That's all. 175 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,655 "Herd mentality"? 176 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,490 Are you freaking Kidding me?! 177 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,126 Welcome To the dollhouse. 178 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,529 Michel, come on, we've got To get into these budgets. 179 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:02,796 Now. 180 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,998 Does the red light mean It's programmed? 181 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,600 I explained it A hundred times. 182 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,636 You've been setting that machine For 20 minutes now. 183 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,471 The man can't live Without his dog show. 184 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,873 Ugh. I could just kill My cable provider. 185 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,575 "No westminster dog show, 186 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,877 But please enjoy 'charlie's Angels: full throttle' 187 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,412 24 hours a day." 188 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,581 Ah, there, it's recording. 189 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,882 Well, get over here. 190 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,117 I just want To see the chows. 191 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,987 [ laughs ] Look at that one strut. 192 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,523 [ baby talk ] You know You're a pretty girl, don't you? 193 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,192 Yes, with those "I need some loving" eyes. 194 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,661 Is he doing tricks? 195 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,563 It sounds like They're turning them. 196 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,830 Hello. 197 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,131 Lorelai, it's me. Do you have a moment? 198 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,500 Uh, sure. 199 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,068 Your grandmother, She's gone. 200 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,536 What? Last night. 201 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:43,804 She apparently Had a heart attack. 202 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,205 The maid found her. 203 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,040 But I didn't even know Her heart was a thing. 204 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,942 Was her heart a thing? Did we know that? 205 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,478 No, it was quite unexpected. 206 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,079 There wasn't Any warning at all. 207 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,014 But we just saw her. 208 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,683 I know. It's a complete shock. 209 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,118 Ohh. I -- h-how is dad? 210 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,853 He's completely Fallen apart. 211 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,722 From the moment He heard the news, 212 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,190 He's been almost incoherent. 213 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,493 He's in his office now With the scotch, 214 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,927 And he wants Turtleneck soup -- 215 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,562 Asks for it over and over. 216 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,063 What's turtleneck soup? 217 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,032 Apparently something his mother Used to have made for him 218 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,567 When he was a little boy, 219 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,102 And now he wants some, 220 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,571 And I can't seem to find anybody Who has any idea what it is. 221 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,473 [ normal ] All right, The pugs are up next. 222 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,475 They're ugly. Let's do this. 223 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,943 My grandmother. 224 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,745 Heart attack -- Grandmother. What? 225 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,046 Dead grandmother, michel. 226 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,115 Mom, have you looked On the internet? 227 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,183 For turtleneck soup. You could google it. 228 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,020 Can I? Can I google it? Okay, never mind. 229 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,822 Sookie, do you have any idea What turtleneck soup could be? 230 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,189 Mock turtle soup? 231 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,725 Mom, do you think He means "Mock turtle soup"? 232 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,160 Maybe that's what he said. Is there such a thing? 233 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,895 Can you make Mock turtle soup? 234 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,732 I never tried, but I think I have a recipe for it. 235 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,900 Mom, sookie's tracking down The soup. 236 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,502 What else can I do? 237 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,504 Nothing. If you can find The soup, that'll be enough. 238 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,205 You'll tell rory? Yeah, I'll tell rory. 239 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,741 All right, I have to go. 240 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,709 Your grandmother left Very specific instructions 241 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,745 On exactly how she wants Her funeral to be, 242 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,246 So I have a hundred things To do. 243 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:02,049 I'll be there with the soup As soon as I can, mom. 244 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,584 Bye. 245 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,085 I'm gonna have to go. 246 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:08,121 No problem. One huge vat Of mock turtle soup coming up. 247 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,723 Do you need a hug? 248 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,859 Thanks, I'm okay. I have to call rory. 249 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,527 You'll call me When the soup's ready? 250 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:14,662 I'm on it. 251 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:15,829 Have to go. 252 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,598 Michel, you'll take care Of the papers 253 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:18,966 And the landscaping plans? 254 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,634 Yes, I will. Go, go. 255 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,770 Okay, purse, coat, keys. I'm gone. 256 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,137 Michel? 257 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,273 [ sighs ] I think I'll take that hug now. 258 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,708 [ sighs ] 259 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,146 A little weird, huh? 260 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,648 Extremely. 261 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,884 Heart in the right place, But never again? 262 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,052 Yes, I understand The reverend's retired. 263 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,688 You said that four times. 264 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,723 But my mother-in-law Specifically requested him 265 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,124 For the service, and -- 266 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:47,895 Well, isn't there Any forwarding information? 267 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,329 I got the soup. 268 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,198 Well, I will hold While you look! 269 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,000 Thank god. He's in his study. 270 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,969 Take that into him, and see If you can get him to eat. 271 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,672 Yes, I'm still here. Miraculous, isn't it? 272 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,708 A phone number! How promising. 273 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,843 Yes, I would like that, Please! 274 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,044 Hey, dad. 275 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,112 Lorelai? 276 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,715 Yeah, uh... 277 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,583 I have something for you. 278 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,184 Mock turtle soup. 279 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,986 Mock turtle soup? 280 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,121 Sookie made it. 281 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,255 Mock turtle soup. 282 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,157 [ chuckling ] Mock turtle soup. 283 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,626 [ chuckles ] 284 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,327 [ voice breaking ] Mock turtle soup. 285 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,995 [ crying ] Mock turtle soup. 286 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,263 Oh, hey, soup's gone. 287 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,132 No soup here. Who mentioned soup? 288 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,167 This is definitely A no-soup zone. 289 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,039 Uh... 290 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,774 The music's nice. 291 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,876 Oh, she loved kay kyser. 292 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,979 She wasn't really A musical woman. 293 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,249 Music was a little frivolous For her. 294 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,051 But kay kyser. 295 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,186 Yeah. Well, she's great. 296 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,756 Kay kyser's a man. 297 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,091 Oh, well, his parents had An ugly sense of humor, then. 298 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,094 [ sobbing ] 299 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,963 Oh, boy. 300 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:59,032 She was a saint -- The woman was a saint. 301 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,300 Here, dad. 302 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,235 I learned everything From that woman. 303 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,837 "Life is a battle, 304 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,239 "And you either Enter it armed 305 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,842 Or you surrender Immediately." 306 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:11,244 That is what she told me... On my 10th birthday. 307 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,846 I never forgot that. 308 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,249 No, no one... 309 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:19,720 Was as strong As that woman. 310 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,823 That wonderful woman... 311 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,826 That saint of a woman. 312 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,161 Oh, dad. 313 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,764 Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine. 314 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:34,401 I -- I just have to deal With this... 315 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,870 [ sighs ] Regret. 316 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,406 What regret? Dad, You and gran were so close. 317 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,209 The last words we exchanged, We exchanged in anger. 318 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,911 Oh, but, dad, that's -- 319 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:48,415 I lost my temper, And I was disrespectful. 320 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,953 And that's the way -- That's the way it ended. 321 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,389 With an argument And hateful words. 322 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,959 Dad, you know, That was one little fight. 323 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,461 I mean, one little fight Between you and gran 324 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,163 Doesn't wipe away Years of -- 325 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,399 That woman raised me, And she taught me. 326 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:10,871 And she took care of the family Even after father died. 327 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:14,341 And I spoke to her As if I owed her nothing, 328 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,476 As if she was like anyone else In the world 329 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,746 And not the saint of a woman That she was. 330 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:19,980 Oh, dad. 331 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,215 You only have one set Of parents, lorelai. 332 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,717 Remember that. 333 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,853 I forgot, and now I have to live with that 334 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,287 For the rest of my life. 335 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,829 [ sighs ] 336 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,001 You mentioned soup. 337 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,135 What? 338 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,236 When you came in. 339 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,306 Yes, soup. I have soup. 340 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,341 Um, mom mentioned 341 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,911 That you were talking About mock turtle soup. 342 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,113 You really should eat Something, dad. 343 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,414 I need a spoon. 344 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,884 Oh, my go-- yes, I'll get you a spoon. 345 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,319 I'll get you -- You just sit right there. 346 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,488 I'll be right back With your spoon. 347 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,157 But it used to be Martelli's florist, yes? 348 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,294 Okay, do you have any idea Where martelli's moved to? 349 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,929 Oh, well, before he died, 350 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,831 Did mr. Martelli Pass his trade 351 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,399 On to any Of the other martellis? 352 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,834 Yes, I'll hold. 353 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,769 How is he doing? He needs a spoon. 354 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,504 He's going to eat? He's going to eat. 355 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,206 Thank god. Take an apple. 356 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,408 See if you can get him To eat an apple. 357 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,943 I'm here. 358 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,245 Yes, I will take The simple stepson's number. 359 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,947 Thank you. 360 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,282 I will speak slowly. Thank you. 361 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,018 Not that one. 362 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,553 And take some bread, too. 363 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,956 How are the arrangements Coming? 364 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,457 She made all these 20 years ago, 365 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,492 So the reverend is retired, The florist has moved, 366 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,795 And two of the pallbearers Are no longer with us. 367 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,064 Luckily, they both had sons Who look remarkably like them, 368 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,498 So I think We can get away with it. 369 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,434 All right, I'm gonna bring This stuff to dad. 370 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,469 I'm going to call The florist's idiot stepson. 371 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,904 Emily? Emily! 372 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,373 I'm right here, richard. What's wrong? 373 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,242 This is outrageous! They've completely ruined it! 374 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,543 Who ruined what? 375 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,011 Trix's obituary. 376 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,847 The courant Just faxed it through. 377 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,815 It's disgraceful! I'll sue them! 378 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,050 Just calm down. 379 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,252 "Lorelai gilmore died This week at age 86. 380 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,855 "A member of the prominent Gilmore family 381 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,090 "And widow of Charles abbott gilmore, 382 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,559 "She is survived by a son, Richard gilmore, 383 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,495 And numerous other family Members and devoted friends." 384 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,898 Well, it's -- 385 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:18,999 It's an insult! 386 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,467 That's all they write?! 387 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,569 Nothing about her charity work 388 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,504 Or her collecting Or her travels?! 389 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,940 And not a word about The new maternity wing 390 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,842 That she donated To st. Joseph's! 391 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,178 You tell me where all of The fine people of hartford 392 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,013 Are supposed to have All their babies 393 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,115 If it weren't for my mother, Tell me that! 394 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,217 All right, calm down. We will take care of it. 395 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,852 She was a saint, That woman! 396 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,387 Absolutely, we will make sure It says "Saint" 397 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,955 Somewhere in the article. 398 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,024 You're sure? Don't worry, dad. 399 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,558 Because it's very, Very wrong! 400 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,860 Dad, I got your spoon. 401 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,029 Well, I'm not hungry. 402 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,397 Wonderful. 403 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,199 Yet another thing I have to take care of. 404 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,434 Mom, why don't you let me Help out a little? 405 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,269 I'm happy to do it. I'll bring coffee, a danish. 406 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,238 You've never had so much fun With death in your life. 407 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,008 I appreciate the offer, But I have it all under control. 408 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,110 I should probably Take off, then. 409 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,112 Goodbye. Thank sookie for me. 410 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:10,350 Hello, I'm looking For manny martelli, please. 411 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,953 Well, what time Do you expect him back 412 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,222 From the science-fiction Convention? 413 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,623 Yes. 414 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,491 Would you hold on A minute, please? 415 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,360 Lorelai, I have to go To gran's house tomorrow 416 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,229 To sort through Her personal papers. 417 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,596 Two cherry danish coming up. 418 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,934 Yes, I would like To leave a message. 419 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,108 Hello? Hey, it's me. 420 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,110 Nigella just made a raisin cake That looked so good, 421 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,079 The fact that Raisins make me gag 422 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,413 Became totally irrelevant. 423 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,349 Well, good, More ordering choices. 424 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,684 Oh, my god, she's about To deep-fry a bounty bar. 425 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,187 I want to move in with her And call her mommy. Do you mind? 426 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,556 Honey, I -- I have to Tell you something. 427 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,991 You sound sad. 428 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,960 Yeah, well, gran died. 429 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,427 What? When? 430 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,697 Last night. She had a heart attack. 431 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,100 Are you okay? How's grandpa? 432 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,434 He's been better. 433 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,602 What should I do? Can I do something? 434 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,437 No, it's all Being taken care of. 435 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,606 When's the funeral? Friday, And there's a wake after. 436 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,508 I don't remember If you have a class. 437 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,577 Doesn't matter. I'll make it work. 438 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,579 I was just Getting to know her. 439 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,614 Well, I think you got A pretty good snapshot. 440 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,084 Shouldn't I be crying? I feel like I should be crying. 441 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,551 Well, you didn't know her That well. 442 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,353 Still, she was My grat-grandmother. 443 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,688 I mean, I should feel more. 444 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,623 Oh, god, what if I don't cry At the funeral? 445 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,492 Then everyone will see That I'm not crying, 446 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,027 And grandpa will be upset. 447 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,395 Well, honey, If you can't cry, 448 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,330 At least you know You can work yourself up 449 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,132 Into a very respectable Panic attack. 450 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,400 It might have to do. 451 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,268 You're an amazing kid. 452 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,537 She was so lucky to have you As a great-granddaughter. 453 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,608 Hey, do you want me To come by tonight, 454 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,443 Pick you up, Take you to tijuana, 455 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,744 Get you drunk and laid? 456 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,547 That's okay. I've got too much work to do. 457 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,250 Okay, well, call me if You want to talk or whatever. 458 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,551 I will. 459 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,685 I love you, hon. 460 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,621 I love you, too, mom. 461 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,626 This looks like -- What a shock -- 462 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,494 Another incoherent Legal document. 463 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,263 Hand it to me. 464 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,066 Uh... "House insurance policy." 465 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,534 Hand it to me. 466 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,037 Mom, seriously, I can do more Than just hand you stuff. 467 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,638 That's all right. I have a system. 468 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,606 Yes. You don't think I can work within the system, 469 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,075 But I can! 470 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,077 I have no plans To overthrow the system. 471 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,745 Just teach me the system. Teach it! 472 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,747 Just hand me some papers. [ groans ] 473 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,749 Emily, we finished cataloging The second floor, 474 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,584 And we're about to move To the third. 475 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,486 And we have bubble-wrapped Those bar glasses. 476 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,221 Where do you want us To put them? 477 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,157 In the trunk of my car, Along with the candlesticks. 478 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,524 My keys are in the foyer. 479 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,226 All right. 480 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,229 What was that about? I'm preparing For the funeral. 481 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,031 Stashing bar glasses is Preparing for the funeral? 482 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,766 Those bar glasses are supposed To stay in the family. 483 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,568 They go to us, Then to you. 484 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,370 However, every time a certain Relative of your father's 485 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,571 Comes to visit, 486 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,239 Things tend to disappear. 487 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,275 Dad's got a winona In the family? How cool. Who is it? 488 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,077 His cousin marilyn. 489 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,412 She has been systematically Pilfering those bar glasses 490 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,247 For the last five years. 491 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,416 Plus, I saw her eyeing The candlesticks last easter, 492 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,785 And I'll be damned If I let her get them. 493 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,653 So much to do. [ sighs ] 494 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,223 Did I tell you about The burial/cremation clause? 495 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,757 Now you're just Making stuff up. 496 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,793 Your grandmother is to have An open-casket ceremony, 497 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,328 Displayed in all her glory, 498 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,662 Then is to be cremated 499 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,464 And have her ashes Divided in two -- 500 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,700 Half to be buried with her Husband in the family crypt, 501 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,568 And the other half To be put in an urn 502 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,370 And placed On our mantelpiece. 503 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,572 Half of gran is going to be On your mantel forever. 504 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,774 Staring at me, judging me, Disapproving of me. 505 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,576 So apparently, It's the top half. 506 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,512 When I first found out, I almost had a coronary, 507 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,779 But I've accepted it. 508 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,715 From now on, It's a 3-person household -- 509 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,317 Your father, me, and her urn. 510 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,719 You know, it's so weird. I know so little about gran. 511 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,388 I mean, like, What was her maiden name? Gilmore. 512 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,490 No, no, her maiden name. Gilmore. 513 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,392 Wait. Y-you're not saying -- 514 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,761 She and charles Were second cousins. Ew! What?! 515 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,696 Oh, don't act so scandalized. 516 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,166 It was not at all uncommon For prominent families 517 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,534 To keep the bloodlines closed. 518 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,336 Is that what We're calling it? 519 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,803 Well, what Would you call it? 520 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,140 How about "Good morning, Appalachia, 521 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,142 I got a mighty cute sister And an extra set of toes." 522 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,676 No one has any extra toes. 523 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,478 I have A double-jointed thumb. 524 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,347 Remarkable. Use it to hand me Some more papers, please. 525 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,548 [ sighs ] 526 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,283 I'm sorry, But I don't understand 527 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,118 How everyone was so okay With this. 528 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,653 What, did they just go, "What a cute couple. 529 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,221 They look so much alike"? 530 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,857 Mom? 531 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,625 This is to your father. 532 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,762 It's a carbon copy of a letter She sent to your father. 533 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,630 Hmm. That's nice. 534 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,732 "My dearest richard, It is with heavy heart 535 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,668 "That I write you This letter tonight, 536 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,337 "But I cannot stand by and let You make a terrible mistake. 537 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,273 "Until now, I had thought, Hoped, prayed 538 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,675 "That you would come to The same conclusion that I have. 539 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,310 "But you have not, 540 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,345 And therefore, I feel It is my duty as your mother 541 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,814 To beg you to reconsider Your impending marriage." 542 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,815 [ gasps ] 543 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,450 "I'm sure that emily 544 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,486 "Is a very suitable woman For someone, 545 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,154 "But not for you. 546 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,490 "She will not be able To make you happy. 547 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,359 "She does not have The gilmore stamina or spark. 548 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,927 She is simply not a gilmore." 549 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,330 Well, sure, 'cause you weren't Directly related to him. 550 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,698 "I don't know The circumstances 551 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,633 "Surrounding your breakup With pennilyn lott, 552 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,302 "But it is still my belief 553 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,305 "That she is much better suited For you than emily. 554 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,240 [ voice breaking ] "I know that the timing of this 555 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,608 Is particularly awkward, 556 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,443 Since you are to be married Tomorrow." 557 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,777 No way! 558 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,746 "But your happiness Is too important to me, 559 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,215 So timing be damned." 560 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,583 She wanted dad To leave you at the altar. 561 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,852 She begged him To leave me at the altar! 562 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,822 She begged him in writing, And then she saved the carbons! 563 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,724 Holy moly. Can I see that? 564 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,192 I can't believe this. 565 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,960 I'm standing here In her basement, 566 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,329 Covered in dust. 567 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,231 I'm organizing her estate 568 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,698 And cataloging her things. 569 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,201 I've been on the phone for days, Trying to make sure 570 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,370 That everything was exactly The way she wanted it, 571 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,638 And all this time, 572 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,773 She never even wanted me In her family! 573 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,808 Man, she sure used a lot Of exclamation points. 574 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,444 Well, fine. 575 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,279 That's just fine, Because I am done. 576 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,214 Done? 577 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,949 I'm done planning and running Around and calling people. 578 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,917 I'm done with anything Having to do with that woman. 579 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,487 But dad. Skipped my best friend's Funeral to golf -- 580 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,655 That's what your dad did! 581 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,523 We have to plan This funeral. 582 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,325 Find a box, throw her in, We're done! 583 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,694 Better yet, throw the old Harpy's carcass in a ditch! 584 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,296 Let a wolverine eat her. 585 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,931 Okay, but, see, finding A wolverine near a ditch -- 586 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,600 That takes planning. 587 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,402 Do whatever you want! I'm going to have a drink. 588 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,438 I can't do it, mom! I don't know the system! 589 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,340 Bank info? 590 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,242 Hand it to me. 591 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,344 [ sighs ] I cannot believe that story. 592 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,945 Yeah, well, trust me, 593 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,448 The brothers grimm were in The corner, yelling, "No way!" 594 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,317 And she just walked out? Yep. 595 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,286 Jewelry appraisal? Hand it to me. 596 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,920 Why don't you just tell me Where to put it? 597 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,755 No, because I have a system. 598 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,857 Oh. Well, That letter sounds awful. 599 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,793 It was. And really cruel. 600 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,961 So cruel -- So completely cruel 601 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,598 That I'm wondering if Gran didn't know mom Was gonna find it. 602 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,300 Stop. It's too mean. 603 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,934 I don't wanna think that there's That meanness in my genes. 604 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,769 I don't wanna inherit Something like that. 605 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,005 Yeah, well, who knows what We've inherited from that woman. 606 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,540 Count your toes lately? 607 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,874 What are you talking about? 608 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,910 Well, I've been saving The best for last. 609 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,912 Do you know what Gran's maiden name was? 610 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,514 What? Gilmore. 611 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,549 Grandpa charles Was her second cousin! 612 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,783 No! Yes. 613 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,485 What does that mean About us? 614 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,788 What if that's caused, like, A horrible genetic mutation 615 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,390 That hasn't shown up yet? 616 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,791 Oh, our eyes! 617 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,460 We each have two of them. 618 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,295 I always thought it was neat That our eyes look similar, 619 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,696 But now I don't know. 620 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,964 Is it creepy? 621 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,799 I don't know. I think it's creepy. 622 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,435 Okay, just hand me Some more stuff. 623 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,503 Stop staring at my eyes. Come on. 624 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,339 What else Do you have to do? 625 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,408 Oh, well, I haven't tracked down This reverend wilder yet, 626 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,310 And I got Some mysterious message 627 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,945 From the place That made her headstones, 628 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,580 So I have to go see About that. 629 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,482 And then there's just The random stuff. 630 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,883 What random stuff? 631 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,518 Well, for instance, 632 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,754 Gran requested that she Be buried in fresh clothing. 633 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,356 What is fresh clothing? 634 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,923 I don't know. Clean clothing? 635 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,460 Clothes fresh from the cleaners? New clothes? 636 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,927 Clothes with A mountain-fresh scent? 637 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,029 I think it's new clothing. It's safest, isn't it? 638 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,998 So add that to the list With the headstone. 639 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,334 Oh, and then There's the obituary. 640 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,769 What about the obituary? 641 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,371 The paper wrote something, 642 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,038 But dad thinks It's not good enough, 643 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,375 So I have to rewrite Her death announcement. 644 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,510 I should let mom do it. I believe it would go, "Yay." 645 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,878 Hey, can I do it? 646 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,980 I want to help, and We have access to a database, 647 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,783 At the yale paper, that would Make it easy to research. 648 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,751 Oh, honey, that would be great. Thank you. 649 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,387 My pleasure. 650 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,522 I just feel really bad for Grandpa, losing his mother. 651 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,056 Well, they were Really close. 652 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,825 Yeah. It's sad. 653 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,461 So, gran and her husband Had the same great-grandfather. 654 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,829 Try not to think about it. 655 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:10,863 Right. 656 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,101 Hello? 657 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,503 Oh. 658 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,637 Oh. 659 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,472 Mom, dad? 660 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,608 Look at All this stuff! 661 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,875 Oh. 662 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,844 Mom, are you here? 663 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,447 Emily: in the living room, Lorelai. 664 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,682 Uh, yeah. Where's the maid? 665 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:33,019 You got a condolence moat Going on out here. 666 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,489 Whoa. 667 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,791 I told hilda to take The day off. Nothing's Happening here. 668 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:41,561 I think every delivery boy In town would beg to differ. 669 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,796 What? Oh, those. Just put those anywhere. 670 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,032 I have to finish reading "The Crimson petal and the white" 671 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,634 For my book club. 672 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,502 Sookie, What a pleasant surprise! 673 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,037 What are you doing here? 674 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,573 I brought sookie so she could Check equipment for the wake. 675 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,974 And who the hell are you?! 676 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,143 I'm so sorry, emily. About what? 677 00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,546 Well, about Richard's mother dying. 678 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,681 Are you? Huh. 679 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,616 Would you like a cigarette? 680 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,651 No, thank you. 681 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,786 Well, then, more for me. 682 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:07,987 I think she broke. 683 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,522 Mom, what's going on? 684 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,959 I am just gonna go To the kitchen. 685 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,927 Mom! Lorelai, please, I'm reading. 686 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,096 Uh...Okay. 687 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,566 If you're going by the Bar, my drink could use A little freshening up. 688 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:20,967 You're drink Is fresh enough! 689 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,070 Put that cigarette out! 690 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,605 Hi, jason. 691 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,440 Hey, I didn't know You were gonna be here. 692 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,709 Oh, yeah, well, The white rabbit ran by. 693 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,579 I chased him, fell down a hole, And here I am. 694 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,080 So, how's everybody doing? 695 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,682 Uh, well, dad's a mess, 696 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,717 And mom starts work At the truck stop next week. 697 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,885 Are you holding up? 698 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,453 Yeah, I am. Thanks for asking. 699 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,854 Well, it's What I'm here for. 700 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,623 Really? No. 701 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,191 I have to get your father's Signature on some papers. 702 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,559 Mom, where's dad? 703 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,927 How the hell do I know?! 704 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,196 [ sarcastically ] Boy, She sounds really upset. 705 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,031 He's probably In his study. 706 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,633 Okay, thanks. 707 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,068 Mm-hmm. Careful. 708 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,544 Oh, jason. 709 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,046 Richard, I am so sorry to hear. 710 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,881 [ sobbing ] 711 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,021 Who was that at the door? 712 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,056 It was jason. Dad needs to sign something. 713 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,691 Uh-huh. 714 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,993 Why don't I start putting Some of these baskets away? 715 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,962 And then maybe I could start Writing some thank-you notes. 716 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,532 Fine. I think there's some Post-its in the kitchen. 717 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,569 Mom, uh... 718 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,705 I know how hurt you are. 719 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,140 That letter was terrible. 720 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,776 But there's still a lot of stuff That has to get done. 721 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,579 I know. You're right. 722 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,781 Say, I've got an idea. 723 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,983 Why don't you call Pennilyn lott 724 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,818 And have her Plan the funeral? 725 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,020 She's the one that was supposed To be planning it anyhow, 726 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,589 So I say, "Let her do it." 727 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:50,623 Need something, sookie? 728 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,559 I was just wondering 729 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,627 If it's going to be okay to set Up a buffet in the dining room. 730 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,229 I don't know. What do you think Pennilyn lott would do? 731 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,065 You think she'd set it up In the dining room? 732 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,800 Because personally, 733 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,569 I think we should just toss Some cheese cubes in the coffin, 734 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:04,303 Stuff some toothpicks In her mouth, 735 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,905 And let the people Go to town. 736 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,707 The dining room's Fine, sookie. 737 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,041 Okay. Good. 738 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:12,845 Um, uh, excuse me. 739 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:17,116 Did you see that hug? 740 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,851 Yes, I saw the hug, I saw the hug. 741 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,086 It didn't end. 742 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,954 It was the hug That wouldn't end, 743 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,255 And he was wearing a robe. 744 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,625 Yes, apparently, We're a robe family now. 745 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,059 And he was crying. 746 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:29,228 I am really, really bad At comforting people. 747 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,731 I say completely Inappropriate things -- 748 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:34,066 Bad jokes with words Like "Nantucket" in them. 749 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,668 Did you get what you needed? 750 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,136 Yeah, thanks. 751 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,739 Well, then I guess I'll see you At the funeral tomorrow. 752 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,708 Yeah. About The actual funeral -- 753 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,175 I can't do funerals. 754 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,578 You have to do funerals. This was your partner's mother. 755 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:48,080 I understand, but funerals have Too much emotion for me -- 756 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:49,882 The death and the hugging. 757 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,651 When I was 10, my family went Through a terrible period. 758 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,152 Once a month, Somebody died. 759 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,887 For a year, They were dropping like flies. 760 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,288 It completely Freaked me out. 761 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:57,990 Okay, fine, don't come, 762 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,126 But you had better lie to My father and tell him you did. 763 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,794 I am very comfortable With that compromise. 764 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:05,998 All right, I'll see you later. 765 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:08,735 That was jason again. 766 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,102 He had to go, 767 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,838 But he wanted me To tell you hello for him. 768 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,306 Jason. Your father loves that boy. 769 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,742 I know he does. 770 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,076 You know who else Would love that boy? 771 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,778 Pennilyn lott. 772 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:20,813 I'm gonna go get started On those thank-you cards. 773 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:25,184 Remember to thank pennilyn lott Just for being pennilyn lott. 774 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,890 Almost done. I promise I'll get it to the Paper this afternoon. 775 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,224 This is a really big help, My friend. I owe you. 776 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,993 No, it was really Interesting, actually. 777 00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:35,828 I never knew all Of these things about gran. 778 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,697 Was the extra-toe thing In there? 779 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,899 No, but did you know that she Took care of wounded soldiers 780 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,901 That were shipped back here During world war ii? 781 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,070 She also studied at the sorbonne And at oxford 782 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,404 And met three presidents. 783 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,907 Oh. Which ones? Kennedy, johnson, and nixon. 784 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,876 There's this amazing picture Of her frowning at nixon 785 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,277 Like she knew He was up to something. 786 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:54,080 She was some kind Of something, wasn't she? 787 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,015 Yes, she kind of was. 788 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,017 I just love that she wanted Something so -- 789 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,652 I got to go. 790 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:01,253 Hi, doyle. 791 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,756 Hey, did you read the typo In the new york time today? 792 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,357 This is personal. 793 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,193 Yes. Yes, it is. 794 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,128 You're using newspaper resources To work on something personal, 795 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,097 In direct defiance of what I was warning everybody about 796 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,298 Just the other day. 797 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,433 But this is different. Oh, it is? 798 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:17,704 If I can just -- Oh, goody, here comes the Defense. 799 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,305 "I'm looking something up For a friend"? 800 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:21,173 "The professor didn't give me Enough time"? 801 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:23,876 "I was just browsing through the Archives, and I got distracted"? 802 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,145 My grandmother is dead. 803 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:29,682 Oh. Oh, no. 804 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:33,152 Yeah, she died two days ago, Suddenly, and we were close. 805 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,856 Okay? We were close, And I'm just trying to give her An obituary 806 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:39,425 That is fitting for The great woman that she was. 807 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,328 Oh. That's -- I didn't know. 808 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:43,830 You didn't ask. 809 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,766 My grandmother died in december, And it was... 810 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,035 [ sighs ] I'm still not over it. 811 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,904 I know exactly what You're going through. 812 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:55,074 Keep going, please. I'm sorry. 813 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:57,944 It's okay. And thank you. 814 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,150 Last week, You know what I did? 815 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,284 No. 816 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:06,986 I picked up the phone To call her. 817 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,154 Isn't that sad? 818 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,488 I actually forgot, 819 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,290 And then, of course, It hit me all over again. 820 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:12,825 I hope that doesn't happen To you. 821 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,961 She smelled a little Like coffee. 822 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,396 I still can't walk past Any place that makes coffee. 823 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,265 The girl I was dating Was a barista. 824 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,000 I had to break up with her. 825 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,069 We weren't that close. And it wasn't my grandmother. 826 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,937 It was my Great-grandmother. 827 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,239 I dropped the "Great" to make The whole thing sound sadder. 828 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,742 I don't know anything about her Until today. 829 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,177 [ sighs ] I'm so sorry. 830 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,146 I'm just gonna pack up And go straight to hell now. 831 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,749 My grandmother was A very special woman. 832 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:38,184 She drove me to my prom, 833 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,953 And I'd be a poor man If I'd never known her. 834 00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,789 [ sighs ] 835 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,957 Finish the obituary. 836 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,059 Everybody should get to know Their grandmother. 837 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,495 But it was her Great-grandmother. Didn't you hear her? 838 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:52,331 You take rory's piece on The new parking rules, okay? 839 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:55,134 My month lasts a month. Your month lasts three days. 840 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:58,270 Yes, sirree, folks, That is my life! 841 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,247 Oh, kirk, good, I've been -- 842 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,448 Shh!Shh! Shh!Shh! 843 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:12,218 What are we listening to? 844 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,221 [ rapid footsteps approaching ] 845 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,455 Who needs to order? 846 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,190 I do. Go ahead. 847 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,892 I'll have a chef's salad. 848 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:21,460 Dressing? Oil and vinegar on the side. 849 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,095 Crackers or roll? Um... 850 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,798 Get the crackers, Get the crackers. 851 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:28,234 What?! Are you coming back? 852 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,302 We were having a discussion, And you just got up and left. 853 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:32,972 I thought we were done! 854 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:37,910 I was in the middle Of the word "September." 855 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,512 [ sighs ] Okay, come on. 856 00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,982 Okay, go ahead. 857 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,884 We were in the middle Of a conversation! 858 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,352 We were yelling. It was a fight. 859 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,287 We weren't yelling. It felt like yelling. 860 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,389 Okay, we won't yell. We'll talk. Fine, talk. 861 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,558 Me?! What about you?! You wanted to talk. We're here. Let's talk. 862 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,293 You don't want to talk? I don't have anything to say! 863 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,565 Yeah. Me either. 864 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,200 [ sighs ] 865 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,471 [ sighs ] Nicole. 866 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,139 What? 867 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,440 You going back to our place? 868 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,609 Our place? 869 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:14,346 [ scoffs ] Our place. 870 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,515 Huh. Funny. 871 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,932 Dad, why are you Answering the door? 872 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,501 Uh, well, I heard it ring, So, um... 873 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,170 The maid's taking The day off again? 874 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,471 Yeah, I suppose so. 875 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,540 Rory, it's nice To see you. 876 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,275 I'm so sorry, grandpa. 877 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,410 Thank you, rory. 878 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:45,945 How are you? 879 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,614 Well, I'm having a devil Of a time with this tie. 880 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,017 And you're not wearing Any shoes. 881 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,618 What? Oh, yeah, shoes. 882 00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:56,555 Dad, can't mom help you With the tie? Yes. Yes. 883 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:59,425 Uh, I don't know Where she's gotten to. 884 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,028 There are a lot of plans To make. 885 00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:04,430 Oh, someone sent us Four hams. 886 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,665 Can you imagine? Four hams. 887 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,167 Mom, there you are. 888 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,302 [ slurring ] Rory, You look very nice. 889 00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:11,904 I brought a dress To change into. 890 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:13,305 Oh, what you're wearing Is fine. 891 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:15,107 Lorelai, here, I just finished reading, 892 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,642 And I think You'll really like it. 893 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:19,345 It's about this prostitute named Sugar in victorian england. 894 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,447 She starts rising through The ranks of society, 895 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,415 And she meets these Really vivid characters! 896 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,484 Okay, sure, you don't have to Tell me the whole story now. 897 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,519 I'm not giving anything away. That's all on the back cover. 898 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,255 Dad? Follow him. Point out doors and windows. 899 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,656 Got it. 900 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:33,325 So, mom, you might want To go get ready now. 901 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:34,961 Nonsense! We have hours. 902 00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:37,930 Want a drink? Today I learned how to make mojitos! 903 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:40,532 Mom, today especially, You might want to be early, 904 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,469 Since we're the ones Throwing the funeral. 905 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,104 There you go. Go on upstairs. 906 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,672 Put on a dress -- A black dress. 907 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:47,974 I got him to sit down. 908 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,208 Okay, pillow. Soft. Good. 909 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,077 You're right, They're a little nutty. 910 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,278 Yeah, with extra nuts on top. 911 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:53,980 Okay, I have to check And make sure 912 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,015 That sookie's kitchen stuff Made it over here. 913 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,349 And I have to call the airline 914 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:59,218 And make sure the reverend Got on the plane. 915 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,053 I have to check in With the headstone -- 916 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:02,421 [ gasps ] Underwear. 917 00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:04,023 Um, that took a turn. 918 00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:05,324 Oh, my god. 919 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:08,627 I delivered gran's clothes To the funeral home, 920 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,397 But I forgot To include underwear. 921 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,065 Gran's going commando? 922 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,334 Oh, no, I'll have to go buy some. 923 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,569 Well, wait a minute. Who's gonna know? 924 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,338 I'll know. Just stay here. 925 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,141 Keep an eye on your grandpa. I'll be right back. 926 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,651 This whole section Is our 2-for-1 sale. 927 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,453 Listen -- Shannon. 928 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,523 Shannon, um, I need to buy Something for my grandmother. 929 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:38,757 Any particular style? 930 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,492 Something respectable, Upstanding. 931 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,694 You got anything that came over On the mayflower? 932 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:46,065 We have this whole line Of really terrific panties, 933 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,766 And they have A built-in tummy panel 934 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,268 That older women really love. 935 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,137 Oh, well, Tummy panel sounds great. 936 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,438 What size is she? 937 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,141 Size? Uh, She's tiny but strong. 938 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:58,077 She looks like She could take a punch. 939 00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,146 But she wears These big dresses, 940 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,548 So who knows What's going on under there. 941 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:03,782 Okay, well -- 942 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,517 I'm sorry, She wo big dresses. 943 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,619 She wo big dresses, 'cause she's dead. 944 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,155 Oh. 945 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,290 Do you have any idea What "Fresh clothing" means? 946 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,291 No. 947 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,725 Neither do I. 948 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,328 I'm guessing it means "New," And that's why I'm here, 949 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:18,564 Because I have to do All the planning now, 950 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,432 Because my mother Found the note. 951 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,101 [ scoffs ] The stupid note. 952 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:26,505 Who writes a note like that And keeps the carbon? 953 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:27,706 I don't -- 954 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,541 Yeah, my grandmother -- That's who. 955 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:31,610 My grandmother, Who wants fresh clothing 956 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,179 And a 4,000-year-old minister 957 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:34,746 Who wants to be cremated 958 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:38,350 And put in a jar on top Of my mother's mantelpiece 959 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:41,420 To sit up there and judge For all eternity. 960 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,622 I bet your family's looking Really great to you 961 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:44,623 Right about now, huh? 962 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:45,757 Yes, they are. 963 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,226 Yeah. [ chuckles ] 964 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:48,794 Oh, god. [ sniffles ] 965 00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:50,262 I'm just babbling. 966 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,598 I'm standing In underwire heaven 967 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,201 Just babbling Like a crazy person. 968 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,269 I should just pick something, 969 00:33:57,303 --> 00:34:00,539 Because, I mean, What difference does it make? 970 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,542 She's dead. You know, the woman is dead. 971 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,411 She can't tell What she's wearing 972 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,546 Or who bought it for her. 973 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:11,183 She can't see the mess She's left behind, 974 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:14,553 So [sighs] I'll just -- I'll take this. 975 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:15,821 That's a small. 976 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,456 Hello! She's dead! The woman is dead! 977 00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:19,358 She can't tell If it's the right size! 978 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,659 She wanted fresh clothes, 979 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,728 And I'm here buying her Fresh clothes. 980 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:25,564 So if she has a problem with The size or the strawberry Print, 981 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,133 Then she can rise From the dead 982 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,834 And come back here And yell at me herself. 983 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:31,437 Because you know what, If anyone could, 984 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,839 That tough, old, crazy, Wonderful broad 985 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:35,141 Would be the one! 986 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:36,142 [ sniffles ] 987 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,543 You take visa, right? 988 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,810 Mm-hmm. 989 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,149 Okay, so, according to this, We're almost home. 990 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:45,351 I just pull this Through there, 991 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:48,154 Which looks promising, And we're done. 992 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,156 Now you just do The final adjusting. 993 00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,290 Well, that's not bad. 994 00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:52,624 Fourth time's the charm. 995 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:54,426 Handy little sheet. Where'd you get it? 996 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,495 Off the internet. You can find anything there. 997 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,397 Hmm. Very nice. 998 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,399 Do you want to keep it -- The diagram? 999 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:03,135 I don't think I'll be needing it Much around the dorm. 1000 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:05,771 [ chuckles ] Well, in that case, I will. 1001 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,539 Thank you, rory. 1002 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,441 Now I think all we need is Your jacket and your shoes, 1003 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:10,576 And you're ready. 1004 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,145 [ sighs ] Yes, I suppose so. 1005 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:18,450 You know, the suit I wore When we buried my father -- 1006 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:20,886 I was never able To wear it again. 1007 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,622 It was brand-new -- A very nice suit. 1008 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:24,856 Custom-made. 1009 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,159 It was my first Custom-made suit. 1010 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:30,229 I told your grandmother That it didn't fit anymore, 1011 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:33,199 But really, I just didn't Want to see it again. 1012 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:36,535 And I suppose this is going to Be it for this suit, too. 1013 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:41,173 So, I hear You're doing the eulogy. 1014 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:43,275 Well, I'm her son. 1015 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:45,377 Are you gonna be okay Doing that? 1016 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:46,845 Well, I'll have to be, I suppose. 1017 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,547 Because if you find yourself 1018 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,317 Feeling, you know, unsteady About it, I can do it. 1019 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:54,186 I did a lot of reading About gran for the obituary, 1020 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,954 And I think I can do her justice. 1021 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,756 She had a life, didn't she? 1022 00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,191 She really did. 1023 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:02,228 Well, I thank you For your offer, 1024 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,563 But this Is my responsibility. 1025 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:05,797 I will be fine. 1026 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,666 I'm sure you will. 1027 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:11,370 However, if something happens, And I find myself, let us say, 1028 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,572 A tad more emotional Than I would like -- 1029 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,973 I got your back, grandpa. 1030 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,675 [ sighs ] 1031 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,316 Did you go shopping? 1032 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,917 I've been sitting here Waiting for you. 1033 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,254 [ sighs ] 1034 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,790 Richard: thank you. Thanks so much for coming. 1035 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:32,958 Appreciate it. 1036 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,593 Nice job with the eulogy, Gilmore. 1037 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:37,529 Well, I've always found That a well-tied bow tie 1038 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,665 Can have A very steadying effect. 1039 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,567 Richard, she was A hell of a lady. 1040 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,503 I don't know what the hospital Board will do without her. 1041 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,538 I appreciate Both of you coming. 1042 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:48,674 Have you met My granddaughter, rory? 1043 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,941 No, I don't believe we have. 1044 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,243 Nice to meet you, rory. 1045 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:52,411 Nice to meet you, too. 1046 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,380 I'm gonna go get a soda. Excuse me. 1047 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:55,814 She's lovely, richard. 1048 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,549 Inside and out. 1049 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,817 How's he doing? Not bad. 1050 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,286 He's holding it together -- 1051 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,388 Partly because All these people are here, 1052 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:03,889 But I think He's doing better. 1053 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,524 Good. 1054 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,427 What did you think of Gran's fabulous, fresh clothing? 1055 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,696 I thought it was Very sophisticated. 1056 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,264 Thank you. 1057 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:13,799 But don't think, for a second, That I didn't notice 1058 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,501 The hello kitty bracelet You put on her. 1059 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,035 I just thought, A little something special 1060 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,537 From me and you For all eternity. 1061 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,038 So, there she was, 1062 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,874 Dragging poor charles Around egypt, of all places. 1063 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,511 I mean, The man detested sand. 1064 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:27,279 So, of course, Lorelai wanted 1065 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:29,348 To go and see the pyramids Right away. 1066 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:30,882 Well, he was Dragging his feet. 1067 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:32,384 He wanted to go to the hotel. 1068 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:34,019 He said, "Lorelai, Those pyramids 1069 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:36,021 Have been there For thousands of years, 1070 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:37,723 So they can wait another day." 1071 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,892 And she said, "Well, You didn't marry the pyramids. 1072 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:44,029 You married me, and I won't wait another hour." 1073 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,432 And she jumped on a camel And rode away. 1074 00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:49,668 Dragged the camel's owner Behind her for over a mile. 1075 00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:50,802 Man almost died. 1076 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:51,803 [ laughter ] 1077 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:52,971 There she is. 1078 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:55,807 Lorelai, come here And say hello 1079 00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:58,644 To your father's Favorite cousin. 1080 00:37:58,677 --> 00:37:59,678 Hi, marilyn. 1081 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:00,812 Look at you. 1082 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:03,315 You look Just like your picture. 1083 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,717 You know, your grandmother Had this picture of you 1084 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,986 Right smack-dab In the middle of her entryway. 1085 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,789 You would walk in the door, She would point to the picture, 1086 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,459 And she would say, "This is My granddaughter, lorelai. 1087 00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:14,693 She's not married." 1088 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:15,961 Oh, that's a terrific story. 1089 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,596 You are stunning! 1090 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,832 My god, tell me You're an idiot, I beg you. 1091 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,501 I have my moments. How's that? 1092 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:26,037 And you, miss, am I possibly Related to you also? 1093 00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:28,707 Yes, this is My daughter, rory. 1094 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,343 It is a thrill To meet you both. 1095 00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:33,579 Horrible circumstances, I suppose. 1096 00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:36,482 Anyway, darlings, tell me, 1097 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:39,017 When you were last over At your grandmother's house, 1098 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,887 Did you possibly notice some Darling little bar glasses? 1099 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,489 Bar glasses? 1100 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,757 Crystal, with this little Gold-leaf pattern around? 1101 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,493 No, I don't think so. 1102 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,595 Oh, well, I was just wondering. 1103 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:52,097 They weren't valuable, Just sentimental. 1104 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,433 I used to admire them As a small child. 1105 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:55,834 Well, sure, What little kid 1106 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,736 Doesn't have a fascination With bar glasses? 1107 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,037 Well, if you ever Do see them -- 1108 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,739 Yes, I'll let you know. 1109 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,442 I -- I'm sorry, I have to Go check the caterer. 1110 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,810 Go, go, go. 1111 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,645 I can visit with rory. 1112 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:07,913 Okay. 1113 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,849 Hey, I heard you talking About gran in egypt. 1114 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:12,418 Oh, she loved egypt. 1115 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:14,886 Actually, she loved Anyplace exotic. 1116 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,055 Did she ever tell you About the time 1117 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,890 She was stranded In istanbul? 1118 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,060 No. Well, I actually Didn't know her very well. 1119 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,962 Oh, that's a terrible shame. 1120 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:25,497 I think so, too. 1121 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,733 It was a lovely service. You did a wonderful job. 1122 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:28,900 Thank you. 1123 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,736 It seems like We're hitting that age 1124 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:33,405 Where we're going to be going To a lot of these things. 1125 00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:35,106 Time to invest In a second black suit. 1126 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,942 Please bring my husband A manhattan, 1127 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,144 And make sure the hors d'oeuvres Start with him. 1128 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:40,479 He has to eat something. 1129 00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:41,880 Yeah, I think philosophy 1130 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,716 May be one of my favorite Subjects right now. 1131 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,518 Second cousin. Got to go. 1132 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:47,919 Wait, I'll come with you. 1133 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:49,488 Reverend wilder, hi. 1134 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:50,989 Thank you so much 1135 00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:54,526 For coming all the way up here From florida to be with us. 1136 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,895 Gran would have been So pleased. 1137 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,665 Oh, thank you. I was happy to do it. 1138 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:00,666 And you are? 1139 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,200 I'm lorelai gilmore. 1140 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,035 Didn't I just bury you? 1141 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,605 No, reverend, I'm the one Who talked to you on the phone, 1142 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,206 And I picked you up From the airport. 1143 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,741 Oh, really? Yeah. 1144 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,810 That was A different lorelai. 1145 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:15,213 This is her granddaughter. This is the reigning lorelai. 1146 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,450 Oh, how nice. And who are you? 1147 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:20,586 This is gran's niece, Marilyn. 1148 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:22,688 You remember me from When I was younger. 1149 00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:24,956 You married me to My first husband, theodore. 1150 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,124 I did? 1151 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:28,226 It would be easier On all of us 1152 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,729 If you can just Pretend to remember. 1153 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,198 Oh, well, that's Probably a good idea. 1154 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,904 [ sighs ] 1155 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,809 How are you holding up? 1156 00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:46,011 My feet are killing me. 1157 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,146 How's the rest of you? 1158 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:51,717 The rest of me? The rest of me is fine. 1159 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:54,786 Oh, you know, mom, 1160 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:57,088 She may have written That letter, 1161 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,557 But he picked you. 1162 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,629 I can't believe you wore Those shoes to a funeral. 1163 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,698 I'm going to go get A stuffed mushroom now. 1164 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:13,672 Thank you. 1165 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:14,806 [ sighs ] 1166 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,841 Hmm. 1167 00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:17,876 Your tie is crooked. Oh. 1168 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:20,245 Have you eaten? Oh, yes. 1169 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:22,080 Every five minutes, 1170 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,115 A young man would show up At my side with a tray of food. 1171 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,250 Your doing, I suppose. 1172 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:26,885 Could be. 1173 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,019 There, that's better. 1174 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:30,155 So, I've been thinking. 1175 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,222 Yes? 1176 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:32,791 I'm not so sure 1177 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,260 The mantel is the best place For gran's ashes. 1178 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:38,129 The ledge is too small. It wouldn't be appropriate. 1179 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,665 But her wishes. 1180 00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:43,535 Being buried with My father seems right. 1181 00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:45,236 Don't you agree? 1182 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:47,906 Whatever you want, richard. 1183 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:52,911 Marilyn: so, there she is, Aunt lorelai -- 1184 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,046 Already in her 70s, Mind you -- 1185 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,249 And the blizzard has her trapped In that old house 1186 00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:01,052 For a week with no heat, No running water. 1187 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:04,189 The local police finally came And dug her out 1188 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,091 And handed her some hot tea. 1189 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,993 And you know what she does? 1190 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,162 First of all, she complains That the tea is too hot, 1191 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:14,265 And then she sends them A bill for carpet cleaning, 1192 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:16,101 Because they tracked in snow. 1193 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,703 So, you ditched the cousin? 1194 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,171 Yeah, we ran into a sister, And how could I compete? 1195 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,840 Oh, sure. How are you doing? 1196 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,175 I'm feeling sadder about gran, But feeling sadder 1197 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,812 Is making me feel less guilty About not feeling sad, 1198 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:27,979 So things are looking up. 1199 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,347 Good. 1200 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,717 So, apparently, I am now The reigning lorelai. 1201 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,685 Huh. I guess you are. 1202 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,121 It's a lot of responsibility. Well, sure. 1203 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,590 It's mostly ceremonial stuff -- Declaring knighthoods, 1204 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:40,258 Opening supermarkets -- But now and then, 1205 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,260 You get to banish someone Or pose for a stamp. 1206 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:43,895 Neat. And coins. 1207 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:46,632 Someday you'll be The reigning lorelai. 1208 00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:47,866 I don't like that idea. 1209 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,067 Why not? You get a cape. 1210 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,368 Because if I'm the reigning lorelai, 1211 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,137 That means you'll be gone. 1212 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,304 Gone? No, not me. 1213 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,641 I'll step down Way before that. 1214 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,676 I'm not gonna pull A queen elizabeth, 1215 00:42:57,709 --> 00:43:00,378 Force you to develop interests In polo and architecture. 1216 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,180 I am scared of horses. 1217 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:04,282 I know that. 1218 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,284 So, there's a cape, huh? 1219 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:12,290 -- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com 1220 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:12,390 Captions paid for by Warner bros. Television